Sunday, October 28, 2007

Funny, But True

Onion News Network - "Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue for 2008 Voters"

For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008.


Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

See also, "Picking Election Winner by Appearance Accurate 70 Percent of the Time" from ScientificBlogging.com (not a humor site.)

Opinions: Will Bardenwerper

"Party Here, Sacrifice Over There" by Will Bardenwerper (New York Times)
In January 2006 I stepped off a C-130 in Tal Afar, Iraq. As I began my 13-month deployment, I imagined an American public following our progress with the same concern as my family and friends. But since returning home, I have seen that America has changed the channel.

Young investment bankers spend their impressive bonuses on clubs in Manhattan and many seem uninterested in the soldiers fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan. As a Princeton graduate and a former financial analyst, I was once a part of this world, and I like returning to it, putting the Spartan life of Tal Afar and Anbar Province behind me. But even as I enjoy time with the friends who have welcomed me home, my thoughts wander back to other friends who continue to fight as the city parties on.

Serious problems with the war in Iraq are well chronicled, but I am struck by one that does not seem to trouble the country’s leadership, even though it is profoundly corrosive to our common good: the disparity between the lives of the few who are fighting and being killed, and the many who have been asked for nothing more than to continue shopping...

Can we continue an interventionist foreign policy with a country divided in this way? The president says that America is engaged in a struggle between good and evil, but is he addressing all citizens when his policies touch so few of us? To ask this question is inevitably to raise the issue of whether we should reinstate the draft. As a recent infantry officer who has younger siblings, I recognize what a profound question this is.

A draft would have one of two consequences. The first is that it might actually relieve the strain on today’s soldiers and end the “backdoor draft” of volunteers who have already served while their civilian peers remain comfortably undisturbed. I am aware that Army leaders fear that a draft would hurt the professionalism of today’s force. However, the lowering of recruiting requirements, as well as the offering of big signing bonuses to impressionable high school students, is already diminishing standards.

The other possible consequence is that serious consideration of a draft could set off such a violent reaction from the American public that the pressure on politicians to abandon their cliché-ridden rhetoric and begin a well-considered withdrawal would be overpowering.

Either situation would accelerate movement toward a decisive point — a commitment to victory, or the realization that Americans simply do not believe the threats cited are really worthy of the sacrifices required to vanquish them. Many years and many lives later, the very least we can do for my friends fighting a world away is to try to decide.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

This Week's Music Quiz

Another Saturday, another music quiz.

Instead of just listing a random 10 from my music player, these are lyrics to the 10. See if you can name the artist and/or song. No prizes, just my undying admiration...

1. 2005 - An album track from the latest album of a fairly well-known rock act. First and second verses minus the chorus...
Can't you see that I'm sick of this?
Chances are you're oblivious
To how I feel
Sitting on your throne
And I'm sure that I'm not alone
Not alone
Not alone

I didn't think that you'd sell me out
Now I know what you're all about
You might feel in control of things
But you're not holding all the strings
All the strings
All the strings
2. 1990 - OK, this is different. I can't swear that these lyrics are correct because this song is in another language. Here's the whole thing...
Imtheochaidh soir is siar
A dtainig ariamh
An ghealach is an ghrian
Fol lol the doh fol the day
Fol the doh fol the day

Imtheochaidh an ghealach's an ghrian
An Daoine og is a chail 'na dhiadh
Fol lol the doh fol the day
Fol the doh fol the day
Fol lol the doh fol the day
Fol the doh fol the day

Imtheochaidh a dtainig ariamh
an duine og is a chail ne dhiadh
Fol lol the doh fol the day
Fol the doh fol the day
3. 1979 - Maybe not the first British punk band, but the definitive one. After a couple of albums, they mellowed out some. This is their first stateside pop hit. First verse and chorus...
You say you stand by your man
Tell me something I don't understand
You said you love me and that's a fact
Then you left me, said you felt trapped
Well some things you can explain away
But the heartache's in me till this day

You didn't you stand by me
No, not at all
You didn't stand by me
No way
4. 1985 - Very, very obscure. This is the end of the song...
My hands are tied
I'm nailed to the floor
Feel like I'm knockin' on an unknown door
A gun at my back
A blade at my throat
I keep on findin' hate mail in the pockets of my coat
Well I've been trying to grow
I been coolin' my heels
I have been workin' in a treadmill
I have been workin' in the fields
And I can't get to sleep
I can't catch my breath
I can't stop talkin'
And I look like death!
But I will put right this disgrace
I will rearrange you
5. 1996 - An album track from a band with quite a few rock hits. This is one of the few sections of the lyrics that doesn't contain the title...
You give me love
Let me walk with you,
Maybe I could say
Maybe talk with you,
Open up
And let me through
Don't walk away
Don't walk away
I have no lid upon my head, but if I did
You could look inside and see what's on my mind
You could look inside and see what's on my mind
6. 2006 - Real new. A debut album track. From the end of the song...
Boom set your mouth on fire
So all your words come clear
If not for all your flat tires
I'm sure you'd find your way right here

Beating you off with a stick
What a kick while you eating me up with those tears
Contemplate it on the tree of regret
And forget that you could've been here

Perserverence is a wonderful thing
But be sure that your trucks are in gear
Nothing worse than just spinning your wheels
And not moving an inch in a year
7. 1998 - Just about the only song I can even tolerate from this goober. First verse...
And this is for the questions that don't have any answers
The midnight glancers and the topless dancers
The gander freaks, cars packed with speakers
The G's with the forties and the chicks with beepers
The northern lights and the Southern Comfort
And it don't even matter if your veins are punctured
All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics
And my heroes in the methadone clinic
All you bastards at the IRS
For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks
For the shots of jack and the caps of meth
Half pints of love and the fifths of stress
For the hookers all trickin out in Hollywood
And for my hoods of the world misunderstood
I said its all good and its all in fun
So get in the pit and try to love someone
8. 2004 - Hard rock. The title track from this band's third major-label album. First verse...
Somewhere beyond happiness and sadness
I need to calculate
What creates my own madness
And I'm addicted to your punishment
And you're the master,
And I am waiting for disaster
9. 1968 - A rock n' roll classic. There's no way to give you even a line without you getting it right away, so there's this bit...
Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out
They leave the west behind
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout
And Georgia's always on my my my my my my my my my mind
10. 1992 - This guy's been around for quite a while - first as leader of a band, then solo. Second verse...
So I watch you wash your hair
Underwater, unaware
And the plane flies through the air
Did you think you didn't have to choose it
That I alone could win or lose it
In all the places we were hiding love
What was it we were thinking of?

In this house of make believe
Divided in two, like Adam and Eve
You put out and I receive

Answers to Last Week's Music Quiz

1. 1973 - A one-hit wonder, but what a hit! This one will take you back. From the beginning...
Day after day I'm more confused
So I look for the light in the pouring rain
You know that's a game that I hate to lose
And I'm feelin' the strain
Ain't it a shame

Oh, give me the beat boys, and free my soul
I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away

Dobie Gray - "Drift Away"
2. 2005 - A song from the latest album by a pretty popular rock band. From the beginning...
I reside in 209,
You're in 208
You moved in last Friday night,
and I just couldn't wait
So I tried to call across the hall,
to ask you out someday
But a lineup formed outside your door,
And I was way too late

Well I'd rather start off slow
This whole thing's like
some sort of race
Instead of winning what I want
I'm sitting here in second place

Because somewhere the one I wanna be with's with somebody else
Oh god, I wanna be that someone that you're with
(I wanna be that someone that you're with)

Nickelback - "Someone That You're With"

3. 1998 - An album track from a band that's been around since the early '80s. From the beginning...
As the sun comes up, as the moon goes down
These heavy notions creep around
It makes me think long ago
I was brought into this life a little lamb, a little lamb
Courageous, stumbling
Fearless was my middle name
But somewhere there I
Lost my way
Everyone walks the same
Expecting me to step
The narrow path they've laid
They claim to
Walk unafraid
I'll be clumsy instead
Hold my love me or leave me high.

R.E.M. - "Walk Unafraid"
4. 2002 - I've had this band come up before, but not this song. This is from their self-entitled debut album. The title never comes up in the song. The song starts with the chorus, so this is the chorus, followed by the first verse...
Please help me cause I'm breaking down
This picture's frozen, and I can't get out
Please help me cause I'm breaking down
This picture's frozen, and I can't get out of here
Release me, I'm just as lost as you
Believe me, I'm just as lost as you

And every time I think I've finally made it
I learn I'm farther away than I have ever been before
I see the clock and its ticking away
And the hourglass empty
What the fuck do I have to say

Trapt - "Still Frame"
5. 1984 - This band was fairly big on college radio stations around the mid-'80s, but fairly unknown everywhere else. From the beginning...
Seven o'clock in the morning and I'm riding the overnight train
I've got ten ton of luggage but I left it behind when I came
I look at my watch, says September seventeen
We're riding past some place where I've never been
And I'm waving through the window as we go
Somebody says "Well, hey, what are you waving at?"
Well, what do I have to lose?
Somebody might wave back.

The Waterboys - "Somebody Might Wave Back"
6. 1988 - This is the first song on a fairly memorable self-entitled debut album. The woman is still recording today. This song also starts with the chorus which we have to skip to keep from giving away the answer. First verse. Only verse really...
While they're standing in the welfare lines
Crying at the doorsteps of those armies of salvation
Wasting time in the unemployment lines
Sitting around waiting for a promotion

Don't you know
They're talkin' about a revolution
It sounds like a whisper

Tracy Chapman - "Talkin' Bout a Revolution"
7. 1980 - A rock 'n roll classic. First verse...
She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen
She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
And knockin' me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come, but I was already there
'Cause the walls started shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was achin'
And we were makin' it
And you shook me all night long

AC/DC - "You Shook Me All Night Long"
8. 1987 - A very eclectic, little known band. The theme of this song is "a wise man was telling stories to me about the places he had been to and the things that he had seen." Here's a couple of those stories in the middle of the song...
Four small boys playing ball in a parking lot
A preacher, a teacher, and the other became a cop
A car skidded into the rain
Making the last little one a saint
One more light goes out in America

A young girl tosses a coin in the wishing well
She hopes for a heaven while for her there's just this hell
She gave away her life
To become somebody's wife
Another wish unanswered in America

People having so much faith
Die too soon while all the rest come late
We write a song that no one sings
On a cold black stone
Where a lasting peace will finally bring...

A quiet voice is singing something to me
An age old song 'bout the home of the brave
In this land here of the free
One time one night in America

Los Lobos - One Time One Night
9. 2002 - Another eclectic band that's not as well-known as they should be. From the beginning...
Well, I sat down next to a photograph
Tried my best, almost made her laugh
She was my toughest crowd
But there in the way was a mountain up in the clouds

Well, I can't sleep and I'm not in love
Well, I can't speak without messing up
Eyes tell of what's behind
And hers showed the way to a long and a lonely climb
But through failure I'll proceed
And she'll see how far I've come

And it's you and me in the sun and sea
I'll offer my arm to yours
It seems to me no mystery
It isn't
So I'll try hard to speak

Nickel Creek - "Speak"
10. 2005 - A track from the third and latest album by band with quite a few rock hits. From the beginning...
The shades go up
Mother's staring down
She don't know where he's been
Or how long he's been out

She said "Boy, I'm tired of waiting up
While you're out with your friends"
He said "Mom, I'm trying and I'm living my life
The best way that I can"

Cause I'm trying to be somebody
I'm not trying to be somebody else

This life is mine I'm living

Don't you know me? I won't ever let you down


3 Doors Down - "Be Somebody"

Battlestar Galactica

Part four of the seven part "Razor Flashbacks" is now online at the SciFi website. These webisodes are a prequel to the episode "Razor," the season premiere which will air Saturday, November 24.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Opinions: Sam Smith

Sam Smith of the Progressive Review wrote this during the Clinton years:

You are probably not a liberal anymore if:

You think the elimination or reduction of social services is a reform.

Accept the idea that Social Security and Medicare must live within the limits of an arbitrary trust fund, but that the Pentagon need be under no such restrictions.

Liked the Clintons' health plan and wonder whether single player health care wouldn't be too socialistic.

Consider a 5% wage increase in an industry to be inflationary but a 5% return on your stocks in that industry to be inadequate.

Think it's all right to bomb the smithereens out of Balkan, Asian or Middle Eastern countries for humanitarian reasons.

Regard the New York Times, Washington Post, New Yorker, PBS and NPR as liberal media.

Know what NARAL stands for but not SEIU.

Agreed with Toni Morrison that Clinton was our first black president.

Have doubts about gays in the US military but approve of having the US military in over 130 countries.

Spend more time thinking about Hillary's chances and executive glass ceilings than you do about sweatshops, the minimum wage or workplace safety.

Are afraid your children can't handle drugs and booze as well as you did when you were their age.

Believe that because you were robbed once, you can support mandatory sentencing and the drug war with a clear conscience.

Have an piercing alarm system on your Lexus but think gun owners are paranoid.

Haven't noticed that democracy and the Constitution aren't doing so well these days.

The front seat of your SUV is higher than the front seat of your plumbers' pickup truck.
I found that while trying to find this online: "Why Hasn't John Edwards Done Better?"
When Democrats talk about things they don't like about John Edwards, they typically express skepticism about a wealthy trial lawyer advocating populist positions or his $400 haircut or the size of his 10,000 square foot home and 15,000 square foot barn. These same Democrats - and the media - never talk about Hillary Clinton's $1200 makeup job or the fact that when you add up the size of her Washington and Chappaqua homes, they surpass 10,000 square feet, not to mention her husband's 8300 square foot office with a $30,000 a month rent is picked up by taxpayers.

The difference is another example of how some politicians get away with the same things that do others in. In the end, it isn't about the haircut or house at all; it's about who is getting it or living there.

In fact, John Edwards falls into one of the smallest and most appealing classes of politicians: a reformed sinner who is better than he used to be. Hillary Clinton is not only unreformed, she has never uttered the slightest words of remorse for behavior that almost got her prosecuted, let alone for all her other offenses against integrity and decency. And Barrack Ohblahblah is still trying to convince people that he deserves the White House primarily by regurgitating endless bromides like a bulimic fortune cookie.

It is true that Edwards could be lying to us, but it is curious that those most inclined to think so are the same who have yet to notice any hint of mendacity in Mrs. Clinton - and thus may not be all that equipped to judge deception. My guess is that a combination of mundane success and extraordinary tragedy left Edwards feeling an
emptiness that he has attempted to fill with a heavy dose of conscience. It would be nice to see the other candidates give it a try. And it would be nice if some of the Democrats sniping at Edwards' wealth would recall that Franklin Roosevelt and John F Kennedy weren't poor either.

While falling far short on some issues like Iraq and healthcare, what Edwards has proposed would represent the most fundamental shift in social and economic policy in several decades. He proposes returning the Democratic Party to its roots in the New Deal and Great Society; he proposes restoring some of the social democracy that Bill Clinton and George Bush so successfully dismantled; and he proposes reintroducing collective responsibility to a society that has become obsessed with individual acquisition.

It is small wonder that the establishment - including the leaders of the Democratic Party and the sycophantic media - finds Edwards so troubling. If he were to live up to his promise, a President Edwards might change this country for the better in a way not seen since LBJ's domestic programs.

This scares a generation of greed - Generation G - which has outdone the 19th century robber barons in abusing the advantages of this land by turning them solely to their own benefit.

But this same phenomenon has also misled those who have not benefited - i.e. most of the country. The destructive myths of imaginary free markets, privatization and globalization have destroyed this country in a manner no would-be foreign invader has ever achieved. The RBCB years - of Reagan, Bush, Clinton & Bush - have trashed social democracy, our constitution and sense of common purpose, leaving us run by an avaricious adhocracy and running into the ground our sense of honor and standing in the rest of the world.

So Edwards has been up against two formable forces: a bipartisan Generation G that recognizes the threat he would be to their narcissistic game and a potential constituency that should support him but has been too deeply deceived to do so.

Yet even if the tide doesn't turn, even if we end up with the rotten apple campaign of Clinton vs. Giuliani, Edwards has performed a service. He has reminded us what a decent mainstream American leader can be like. And those he has encouraged and those who have encouraged him won't disappear even if he loses. Let's hope he doesn't desert them if things don't work out, but instead uses the campaign as the first step in creating a coalition of conscience that helps America find its way back home again.

Colbert for President

In case you've been hiding under a rock or something for the past couple of weeks, Stephen Colbert is running for president. Or is he? How are we supposed to take all this?

In support of his new book, I Am America (and so Can You), Stephen Colbert made the talk show rounds and wonderfully played the part of the politician who can't decide if he's running for president or not. In almost all cases, he gave his "I haven't decided yet" answer unprompted or after almost begging the host to ask him the question. It all came to a head in an interview with Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. Colbert finally admitted that he hoped to declare his presidency (if he did decide to run) on "a more prestigious show." He announced "I am doing it!" just minutes later on his own Comedy Central show, The Colbert Report.

Since then, after a look at his campaign finances and finding that he had "zero-point-zero million dollars," he took on a corporate sponsor, Nacho Cheese Doritos. And has launched a campaign website (colbert08.org - not to be confused with colbert08.com, which is...uh, something else Colbert related) where he is offering .pdf downloads of the 2008 South Carolina Democratic Presidential Primary petition. He has refined his "I am doing it" statement to declare that he is only running in his native South Carolina (as a "favorite son") and is running in both the Democratic and Republican primaries.

So we have a liberal comedian who plays a thick-headed conservative commentator on his Comedy Central show. Is this like the old Pat Paulson for President campaign (or going further back, Gracie Allen running as the Surprise Party candidate or Will Rogers running as the Anti-Bunk Party candidate) or is this getting serious? Will he milk it for all the laughs he can, then drop out? Or will he go all the way?

Consider this: A Public Opinion Strategies poll places Stephen Colbert ahead of three bona fide Dem presidential candidates. He doesn't fair as well among Repubs. From Truthdig...
In the Democratic primary, Colbert takes 2.3 percent of the vote—good for fifth place behind Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (40 percent), Sen. Barack Obama (19 percent), former Sen. John Edwards (12 percent) and Sen. Joe Biden (2.7 percent). Colbert finished ahead of Gov. Bill Richardson (2.1 percent), Rep. Dennis Kucinich (2.1 percent) and former Sen. Mike Gravel (less than 1 percent).

He was less lucky in the Republican field, where he took less than 1 percent of the vote behind even longshot candidates like Reps. Tom Tancredo and Ron Paul. Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani led the Republican field with 29 percent, followed by former Gov. Mitt Romney at 12 percent, former Sen. Fred Thompson (11 percent) and Sen. John McCain (10 percent).

“It’s clear that Colbert’s truthiness image and ‘I am America’ message has serious resonance among Democrats,” said Neil Newhouse, a POS partner.
And, according to Rasmussen Reports, Colbert reaches double digits as a third-party candidate...
A new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey found that Colbert is preferred by 13% of voters as an independent candidate challenging Democrat Hillary Clinton and Republican Rudy Giuliani. The survey was conducted shortly after Colbert’s surprise announcement that he is lusting for the Oval Office.

The result is similar when Fred Thompson is the Republican in the three-way race. With Thompson as the GOP candidate, Colbert earns 12% of the vote...
Colbert does particularly well with the younger voters most likely to be watching his show and therefore most aware of his myriad presidential-like qualities. In the match-up with Giuliani and Clinton, Colbert draws 28% of likely voters aged 18-29. He draws 31% of that cohort when his foes are Thompson and Clinton. In both match-ups, Colbert has more support with young voters than the GOP candidate.
(emphasis theirs)

"These are my people," Colbert didn't say when he wasn't asked about the high support from young voters discovered by Rasmussen Reports. "They know who I am and what I'm about, and so forth. Is this thing working, are we on the air? Oh, it's the Internet? Well why didn't you say the Internet?"
Joshua Green analyzes the race with Colbert in it for The Atlantic and even offers his services as campaign strategist.

One downside to all this: It's against federal election laws to have corporate sponsors and for media organizations (like Comedy Central and Viacom) to give candidates their own television shows and the Federal Election Commission is not known for having a sense of humor (as noted by ABC and Slate among others.)

If you're into this, some YouTube links:

Colbert on Larry King Live
George Carlin discusses Colbert and other topics on Countdown with Keith Olbermann
Colbert on Meet the Press (Part 1 and Part 2)

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Battlestar Galactica

Battlestar Galactica, the best show on TV, returns for its fourth and final season on Saturday, November 24 with a two-hour episode, "Razor." According to SciFi.com, "Razor,"...
which will serve as a backdrop for the events of season four of Battlestar Galactica, tells the story of Lee Adama's first mission as the commander of the battlestar Pegasus — and the harrowing tale of that ship's desperate fight for survival in the immediate aftermath of the Cylon's genocidal siege of the Twelve Colonies.

Lee Adama's new XO, Major Kendra Shaw, is plagued by memories of her service and sacrifices under Admiral Helena Cain, who was able to save her ship during the Cylon attack — but only by making Shaw and her fellow officers rationalize suicidal battle tactics and brutal war crimes against their own people.

In the crucible of war, Shaw must let her hesitation and doubts burn away, until all that remains of her is the honed edge of a living human weapon — what Colonial veterans call "a razor." But an edge so fine cuts in more than one direction. It can cleave an enemy to pieces … or it can carve away a person's soul.
As they've done other times in the show's run, SciFi is showing special webisodes that are prequels to the upcoming shows. These "Razor Flashbacks,"...
intense, roughly two-minute segments tell the story of young William "Husker" Adama's rookie Viper mission during the first Cylon war. In addition to fighting for his very survival against relentless Cylon centurions, Adama makes a terrifying discovery that will come back 40 years later to threaten him, the crew of the Pegasus and the survival of the human race.
SciFi is showing the "Razor Flashbacks" on Friday nights during episodes of Flash Gordon. They are available online immediately after broadcast. Three of the seven episodes are already online. The other four episodes will be online over the next four Friday nights.

If you're interested in the show and have never taken the plunge, or if you just need a recap, SciFi has lots of videos and other materials at their Battlestar Galactica homepage to get you caught up. Some of the videos are sort of hidden. At the BSG homepage, click on any video in the sidebar to the right. (A good video to click on is the "Razor" teaser. It's the 30-second commercial promo-ing the season premiere.) Once the video starts, you'll see a file tree to the right of the video. The first line says "Shows." The next line says "Battlestar Galactica." The third line has the name of the video that is playing. If you click on the "Battlestar Galactica file, you'll find a bunch of good videos.

"The Story So Far" is a full-length episode (around 45 minutes) that recaps the first two seasons of the show.

"Season 2 Finale" is the final five minutes of the final show of season two.

"The Resistance" is the ten webisodes that preceded season three.

Season three came in two parts. Several episodes aired, then a few months later came season 3.5. I can't find any videos on the first part of season three. You'll have to rely on episode guides here. That's a pity too, because these were some of the best episodes of the show. The humans were living on New Caprica, the Cylons invaded and occupied, and the storyline suddenly paralleled the Iraq War with humans in the Iraq role and the Cylons in the role of the... well, you can guess. The stories dealt with the ethics of suicide bombing, collaboration with the enemy, insurgency/resistance, a lot of the same things that were playing out in real life. The good news is that season 3.5 is available in the videos in full-episode and recap versions.

So there you have it, everything you need to get you ready for season four.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

NASCAR: Martinsville Results

Carl Edwards said it best in a prerace interview...
I know it probably won't happen, but it would be nice if Jimmie and Jeff quit sharing notes, started to hate each other and wrecked each other on the racetrack. It would really help the rest of us out.
The Chase for the Nextel Cup Championship is now the Jeff & Jimmie Show. Jimmie Johnson passed Jeff Gordon with 44 laps to go, then held off Gordon and Ryan Newman through numerous cautions and restarts to claim victory in the Subway 500. Johnson's victory is his third in a row at Martinsville, and snaps Gordon's two-race Nextel Cup winning streak. Johnson gained on Gordon with the win, but the other Chase drivers moved even further back in the standings. (Standings)

Newman, who is not in the Chase, finished second. Chasers Kyle Busch and Matt Kenseth round out the top 5. (Results)

It was a typical Martinsville race. Bumping and grinding and banging. A lot of twisted sheet metal. There were a track-record twenty cautions. The twentieth, on lap 496, set up a green-white-checkered finish, a two-lap shootout for the win. Johnson and Newman were racing hard for the finish and almost plowed into David Ragan, who had spun out in the middle of a turn. NASCAR threw the yellow flag, ending the race there under caution.

In other news, Bruton Smith, founder of Speedway Motorsports, Inc., and owner of numerous NASCAR tracks, is contemplating shutting down his marquee track, Lowe's Motor Speedway, in a rift with local lawmakers. Smith wanted to add a state-of-the-art drag strip to the facility, but was blocked by local officials. After bringing millions of dollars into the local economy, Smith was feeling decidedly unappreciated and threatened to close down the facility and build another close by. At first, he was thought to just be posturing to get his way, but he now says, "I'm 90 percent we will move." Lowe's is due for renovations that are estimated at $150 million. For about twice that amount, Smith can build his dream track. City and county officials, even the governor, are now bending over backwards to try to keep LMS right where it is. (The latest)

From the Same People Who Brought You Bush/Cheney

The social conservatives are in a quandary, trying to decide which of the leading Repub presidential candidates is least objectionable. A lot of them are gathered in Washington, D.C., this weekend at the Family Research Council's Value Voters Summit, trying to parse through the field of contenders and find someone who agrees with them on their values (both of them - stopping abortions and doing some about those homosexuals) and is still capable of winning the nomination. All the candidates were on display, even those who couldn't find the time last month to attend a forum on minority issues.

Rudy "9/11" Guiliani told the crowd, "You have absolutely nothing to fear from me," and urged them to look past their differences, overlooking the fact that the differences are the most important issues to this group. He did get in a good shot at Mitt "Flip Flop" Romney: “Isn’t it better that I tell you what I really believe, instead of pretending to change all of my positions to fit the prevailing winds?”

Taking online voting into account, Romney edged out Mike Huckabee to win the FRC straw vote, 27.62% to 27.15%, but Huck killed in the voting of the people who were actually in attendance, winning 51% of the vote to Romney's 10%. He did that by likening abortion to the Holocaust and blaming abortion for the problems with illegal immigration...
Sometimes we talk about why we're importing so many people in our workforce. It might be for the last 35 years, we have aborted more than a million people who would have been in our workforce had we not had the holocaust of liberalized abortion under a flawed Supreme Court ruling in 1973.
If Fred Thompson was alive, he'd be appalled.

Speaking of Thompson, it came out (pun intended, I guess) last week that he did some legal work for/with members of the Westboro Baptist Church years ago. They sent him an open letter wondering if he still saw "eye to eye" with them on the issue of homosexuality. In case you don't know, Westboro Baptist Church is a very, very thinly disguised hate group that's been in the news the past couple of years for picketing at soldiers' funerals. Don't believe they're a hate group? This is the Westboro Baptist Church.

This Week's Music Quiz

I like to do this a little earlier, like sometime on Saturday afternoon, but ran into a little snag today. First, another little computer irritant. I use Musicmatch Jukebox for my music player. Yahoo! bought them out. I decided to do my part for the transition and upgrade to the Yahoo! Music Jukebox. Everything went smoothly except for actually having any music in my library. Whenever I tried to add my tracks to the library the player would have a fatal error and shutdown. After uninstalling and reinstalling about three times, I finally traced the problem to one music track. When I deleted that one track the process ran like clockwork. Strange. Then my wife wanted to get online to check her mail for a minute. About three hours later she finally got off the puter and I got on and played with my new music player for a while. And here we are...

Here are the lyrics to random tracks from my music library. See if you can name that tune.

1. 1973 - A one-hit wonder, but what a hit! This one will take you back. From the beginning...
Day after day I'm more confused
So I look for the light in the pouring rain
You know that's a game that I hate to lose
And I'm feelin' the strain
Ain't it a shame
2. 2005 - A song from the latest album by a pretty popular rock band. From the beginning...
I reside in 209,
You're in 208
You moved in last Friday night,
and I just couldn't wait
So I tried to call across the hall,
to ask you out someday
But a lineup formed outside your door,
And I was way too late

Well I'd rather start off slow
This whole thing's like
some sort of race
Instead of winning what I want
I'm sitting here in second place
3. 1998 - An album track from a band that's been around since the early '80s. From the beginning...
As the sun comes up, as the moon goes down
These heavy notions creep around
It makes me think long ago
I was brought into this life a little lamb, a little lamb
Courageous, stumbling
Fearless was my middle name
But somewhere there I
Lost my way
Everyone walks the same
Expecting me to step
The narrow path they've laid
4. 2002 - I've had this band come up before, but not this song. This is from their self-entitled debut album. The title never comes up in the song. The song starts with the chorus, so this is the chorus, followed by the first verse...
Please help me cause I'm breaking down
This picture's frozen, and I can't get out
Please help me cause I'm breaking down
This picture's frozen, and I can't get out of here
Release me, I'm just as lost as you
Believe me, I'm just as lost as you

And every time I think I've finally made it
I learn I'm farther away than I have ever been before
I see the clock and its ticking away
And the hourglass empty
What the fuck do I have to say
5. 1984 - This band was fairly big on college radio stations around the mid-'80s, but fairly unknown everywhere else. I've always like the sentiment of this song. From the beginning...
Seven o'clock in the morning and I'm riding the overnight train
I've got ten tons of luggage but I left it behind when I came
I look at my watch, says September seventeen
We're riding past some place where I've never been
And I'm waving through the window as we go
Somebody says "Well, hey, what are you waving at?"
6. 1988 - This is the first song on a fairly memorable self-entitled debut album. The woman is still recording today. This song also starts with the chorus which we have to skip to keep from giving away the answer. First verse. Only verse really...
While they're standing in the welfare lines
Crying at the doorsteps of those armies of salvation
Wasting time in the unemployment lines
Sitting around waiting for a promotion
7. 1980 - A rock 'n roll classic. First verse...
She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen
She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
And knockin' me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come, but I was already there
'Cause the walls started shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was achin'
And we were makin' it
8. 1987 - A very eclectic, little known band. The theme of this song is "a wise man was telling stories to me about the places he had been to and the things that he had seen." Here's a couple of those stories in the middle of the song...
Four small boys playing ball in a parking lot
A preacher, a teacher, and the other became a cop
A car skidded into the rain
Making the last little one a saint
One more light goes out in America

A young girl tosses a coin in the wishing well
She hopes for a heaven while for her there's just this hell
She gave away her life
To become somebody's wife
Another wish unanswered in America

People having so much faith
Die too soon while all the rest come late
We write a song that no one sings
On a cold black stone
Where a lasting peace will finally bring
9. 2002 - Another eclectic band that's not as well-known as they should be. From the beginning...
Well, I sat down next to a photograph
Tried my best, almost made her laugh
She was my toughest crowd
But there in the way was a mountain up in the clouds

Well, I can't sleep and I'm not in love
Well, I can't speak without messing up
Eyes tell of what's behind
And hers showed the way to a long and a lonely climb
But through failure I'll proceed
And she'll see how far I've come

And it's you and me in the sun and sea
I'll offer my arm to yours
It seems to me no mystery
It isn't
10. 2005 - A track from the third and latest album by band with quite a few rock hits. From the beginning...
The shades go up
Mother's staring down
She don't know where he's been
Or how long he's been out

She said "Boy, I'm tired of waiting up
While you're out with your friends"
He said "Mom, I'm tired and I'm living my life
The best way that I can"
If you know these (everyone should know at least one or two), leave answers in comments.

Friday, October 19, 2007

The Daily Show Takes It to the Next Level

This is pretty amazing stuff I'm just finding out about. From TV Decoder, the TV blog of the New York Times...
Beginning today, eight years of episodes of “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” are fully accessible on the show’s Web site.

Videos of every skit, every joke and every guest are available for free, fully searchable on TheDailyShow.com. According to Comedy Central, 13,000 videos will be stored in the database...

Now the content can live forever online. While Web sites increasingly offer streaming versions of television shows, “The Daily Show” is unique because the videos have been made fully searchable through a system of tags. Thanks to those tags, the site serves as a handy archive of correspondent reports: 301 videos are tagged with Steve Carell’s name; 187 are tagged Mo Rocca. It also records years of jokes about newsmakers: a search for George W. Bush finds 844 videos; a search for Al Gore returns 159. Mr. Flannigan said the show’s writers and producers are thrilled to use it as a resource.

The video archive is part of a larger MTV strategy to create branded Web sites for popular shows...

Videos from the Craig Kilborn era of “The Daily Show” will be added to the site early next year. A similar site for “The Colbert Report” is also in development.

My Cultural Ignorance

This is a meme that Paul at Aurora Walking Vacation got from Dawn at Carpe Diem. I didn't want to do it and show my cultural ignorance, but let Paul talk me into it. Following Dawn's instructions, here's my list...

The books listed below are the top 105 books most often tagged as being unread by LibraryThing users (as of October 3rd).

I am changing the instructions so that you copy the list without any bolds or strike throughs.

I will annotate, in italics, as follows: read, read a lot, TBR (to be read), gave up (for those I started & didn't finish), never (for those I don't want to read) and ??? (for those books I don't know at all).

The Strange Case of Jonathan and Mr Norell (???)
Anna Karenina (TBR, maybe)
Crime and Punishment (TBR)
Catch-22 (read a lot - my all-time favorite book)

One hundred years of solitude
(read - didn't get what all the fuss was about)
Wuthering Heights
(never)
The Silmarillion
(gave up)
Life of Pi
(???)
The Name of the Rose
(read - more like muddled through)
Don Quixote (TBR)
Moby Dick (TBR)
Ulysses
(probably never)
Madame Bovary
(never)
The Odyssey
(TBR if I can find a good translation)
Pride and Prejudice (never)
Jane Eyre
(never)
A Tale of Two Cities
(read)
The Brothers Karamazov
(TBR)
Guns, Germs, and Steel: the fates of human societies
(TBR)
War and Peace
(gave up)
Vanity Fair
(the magazine? no? TBR, maybe)
The Time Traveler’s Wife (TBR)
The Iliad
(TBR - see The Odyssey above)
The Blind Assassin
(TBR, maybe - but I don't think Margaret Atwood can top The Handmaid's Tale)
The Kite Runner
(???)
Mrs. Dalloway (never)

Great Expectations (gave up - TBR soon)
American Gods
(never)
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
(never)
Atlas Shrugged
(never)
Reading Lolita in Tehran
(never)
Memoirs of a Geisha (probably never
)
Middlesex
(TBR, maybe)
Quicksilver
(???)
Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West
(???)
The Canterbury Tales (never)

The Historian (???)
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
(gave up)
Love in the Time of Cholera
(probably never since I wasn't impressed by 100 Years of Solitude)
Brave New World
(read - excellent!)
The Fountainhead
(never - quit with the Ayn Rand already!)
Foucault’s Pendulum
(TBR, maybe)
Middlemarch
(probably never)
Frankenstein (read)
The Count of Monte Cristo (read)
Dracula
(read)
A Clockwork Orange
(never - saw the movie, wasn't impressed)
Anansi Boys
(???)
The Once and Future King (read - parts are excellent)
The Grapes of Wrath
(read - excellent. The movie's pretty excellent too.)
The Poisonwood Bible
(TBR, maybe)
1984
(read - aaarh, the rats!)
Angels & Demons
(never - not a Dan Brown fan)
The Inferno
(TBR, maybe)
The Satanic Verses
(TBR, maybe)
Sense and Sensibility
(never)
The Picture of Dorian Gray
(TBR, maybe)
Mansfield Park
(never)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
(read - see The Grapes of Wrath above.)
To the Lighthouse
(???)
Tess of the Ubervilles
(never)
Oliver Twist
(TBR - I hope to eventually read all of Dicken's books)
Gulliver’s Travels
(read, I think. I definitely remember reading it, but can't remember if I ever saw it through to the end.)
Les Miserables
(TBR)
The Corrections
(TBR)
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay
(???)
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time
(???)
Dune
(read - loved it, hated the sequels I muddled through)
The Prince
(TBR, maybe)
The Sound and the Fury
(TBR)
Angela’s Ashes (never)
The God of Small Things
(???)
Cryptonomicon
(???)
Neverwhere
(???)
A Confederacy of Dunces
(TBR)
A Short History of Nearly Everything
(TBR)
Dubliners
(probably never)
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
(probably never)
Beloved
(never)
Slaughterhouse-five
(read - excellent. Have also read about eight or ten other Kurt Vonnegut books.)
The Scarlet Letter
(probably never)
Eats, Shoots & Leaves
(???)
The Mists of Avalon
(probably never)
Oryx and Crake:a novel
(probably never - see The Blind Assassin above.)
Collapse : how societies choose to fail or succeed
(probably never)
Cloud Atlas
(???)
The Confusion
(???)
Lolita
(never)
Persuasion
(???)
Northanger Abbey
(???)
The Catcher in the Rye
(read - what's the big deal?)
On the Road
(read - what's the big deal?)
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
(TBR - I've seen a couple of versions of the movie though.)
Freakonomics
(probably never, but I have visited the Freakonomics blog occasionally.)
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
(probably never)
The Aeneid
(probably never)
Watership Down
(read, but was much more impressed by Traveller, the "autobiography" of Robert E. Lee's favorite horse)
Gravity’s Rainbow
(never)
The Hobbit
(read a lot)
In Cold Blood
(never)
White Teeth (???)
Treasure Island (read)
David Copperfield
(read)
The Three Musketeers (read)

S-CHIP, the Sequel

According to a CBS News poll, 81% of Americans favor expanding S-CHIP, the State Children's Health Insurance Program, which covers children in working class families, those too rich to qualify for Medicaid and too poor to be able to afford private insurance. Further, 74% of those favoring expansion are willing to pay higher taxes to finance the expansion. Those numbers include sizable majorities of Democrats, Independents, and even Republicans. It's that important.

If you remember, Congress passed an S-CHIP expansion program that the president vetoed. There are enough votes to override the veto in the Senate, but the House vote stayed the same. Not a single Repub who voted against the original bill changed their vote this time around. Billions for an inane war, but working-class children without health insurance can go to hell.

These are the bastards (all Repubs) who don't give a damn about your families, your finances, and most importantly, your children. Please remember them when they come to you next year begging for your vote.

Aderholt
Akin
Alexander
Bachmann
Bachus
Baker
Barrett (SC)
Bartlett (MD)
Barton (TX)
Biggert
Bilbray
Bilirakis
Bishop (UT)
Blackburn
Blunt
Boehner
Bonner
Boozman
Boustany
Brady (TX)
Broun (GA)
Brown (SC)
Brown-Waite, Ginny
Burgess
Burton (IN)
Buyer
Calvert
Camp (MI)
Campbell (CA)
Cannon
Cantor
Carter
Chabot
Coble
Cole (OK)
Conaway
Crenshaw
Cubin
Culberson
Davis (KY)
Davis, David
Deal (GA)
Diaz-Balart, L.
Diaz-Balart, M.
Doolittle
Drake
Dreier
Duncan
Everett
Fallin
Feeney
Flake
Forbes
Fortenberry
Foxx
Franks (AZ)
Frelinghuysen
Gallegly
Garrett (NJ)
Gingrey
Gohmert
Goode
Goodlatte
Granger
Graves
Hall (TX)
Hastert
Hastings (WA)
Hayes
Heller
Hensarling
Herger
Hoekstra
Hulshof
Hunter
Inglis (SC)
Issa
Johnson (IL)
Johnson, Sam
Jones (NC)
Jordan
Keller
King (IA)
Kingston
Kline (MN)
Knollenberg
Kuhl (NY)
Lamborn
Lewis (CA)
Lewis (KY)
Linder
Lucas
Lungren, Daniel E.
Mack
Manzullo
Marchant
Marshall
McCarthy (CA)
McCaul (TX)
McCotter
McCrery
McHenry
McKeon
Mica
Miller (FL)
Miller, Gary
Musgrave
Myrick
Neugebauer
Nunes
Paul
Pearce
Pence
Peterson (PA)
Pickering
Pitts
Poe
Price (GA)
Putnam
Radanovich
Reynolds
Rogers (AL)
Rogers (KY)
Rogers (MI)
Rohrabacher
Ros-Lehtinen
Roskam
Royce
Ryan (WI)
Sali
Saxton
Schmidt
Sensenbrenner
Sessions
Shadegg
Shimkus
Shuster
Smith (NE)
Smith (TX)
Souder
Stearns
Sullivan
Tancredo
Taylor
Terry
Thornberry
Tiahrt
Walberg
Walden (OR)
Wamp
Weldon (FL)
Weller
Westmoreland
Whitfield
Wicker
Wilson (SC)

Included in this list and highlighted are my representative, who "serves" northwest Georgia, and the Tennessee congressman whose district includes Chattanooga.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Oops, My Bad

A long time ago, in the early '90s, I went to computer school and earned an associate degree in computer programming. This was way back before most people had any idea there would ever be an Internet. This was such a long time ago that we didn't use Windows. We learned how to do everything we needed to do using DOS. Does anyone remember DOS?

Between what I've learned at school and what I've picked up on my own, I know quite a bit about computers. The problem is that I don't know enough. I'm also completely impatient when it comes to computers and their assorted irritants. That's a deadly combination. I've often joked that I know just enough about computers to make a minor problem a lot more serious. It's no joke. That's exactly what happened.

Many days ago, I was online, surfing around the Net, when my computer connection stopped connecting. I now know that it was Comcast doing one of their periodic updates to the system. But, not know this at the time, I started tinkering and playing around with settings and stuff and really screwed the pooch. If I had just left it alone, I probably would have been back online in a couple of hours or the next day at the latest. Oops.

Answers to Last Week's Music Quiz

1. 2003 - You've probably never heard this band unless you listen to Contemporary Christian radio. Here's most of the song from the second verse on except for repeated choruses...
Winter, spring -- it's what love can truly bring
Ice turns to water; water flows to everything
You can lose your mind
Maybe then your heart, you’ll find
I hope you won’t give up what’s movin' you inside -- no

So if you’re waitin' for love
Well, it’s a promise I'll keep
If you don’t mind believing that it changes everything
Time will never matter
(Time will never matter)
(x2)

If the car won’t start when you turn the key
When the music comes on, all your cold, cold heart can do is skip a beat

It’s a promise I'll keep when you’re waitin' for love
If you don’t mind believing that it changes everything
Time will never matter
(Time will never matter)

Jars of Clay - "Sunny Days"
2. 1998 - Ooh, a drastic change from the previous song. This is the only song I like by this particular artist. A rock radio hit. This is the first and third verses, minus the chorus.
Dead I am the one, exterminating son
Slipping through the trees, strangling the breeze
Dead I am the sky, watching angels cry
While they slowly turn, conquering the worm

Dead I am the light, digging through the skin
Knuckle cracked the boat, twenty-one to win
Dead I am the dog, hound of hell you cry
Devil on your back, I can never die

Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Rob Zombie - "Dragula"
3. 1986 - Very, very obscure. There was another song on this album, the only one recorded by this duo, that got a lot of airplay back in the day. This is the song from the beginning to the section that mentions the title.
Fifteen long years on a losing streak
And a lot of bodies unburied
There comes a time you cannot turn the other cheek
You have got to ride the ferry
Past the battered old bodies of dead, dead dreamers
Past the tethered and fettered and desk-bound schemers
The punks and the drunks and the bad guitar players
And the dewy-eyed, teenage dragon slayers
You come to this place where you can say I
I just want to work with you
As we do the things that we know we have to do
Ever hopeful and ever blue
We do the things that we know we have to do
And though we all know deep down in our hearts
That someday this will all fall apart
For right now, let's just be heroes

David and David - "Heroes"
4. 2007 - This Canadian band has been around a while, but they're pretty new to me. I'm still trying to decide how much I like them. I don't listen to the radio much these days, but I think this has gotten some airplay. First verse...
I hold on so nervously
To me and my drink
I wish it was cooling me
But so far has not been good
It’s been shitty
And I feel awkward as I should
This club has got to be
The most pretentious thing
Since I thought you and me
Well I am imagining
A dark lit place
For your place or my place

Well I’m not paralyzed
But I seem to be struck by you...

Finger Eleven - Paralyzer
5. 1997 - Another drastic musical change of pace. An album track by a Canadian artist (another one) who has had a few hits. First verse...
The winter here's cold and bitter
It's chilled us to the bone
We haven't seen the sun for weeks
Too long, too far from home
I feel just like I'm sinking
And I claw for solid ground
I'm pulled down by the undertow
I never thought I could feel so low
Oh darkness, I feel like letting go

If all of the strength and all of the courage
Come and lift me from this place
I know I could love you much better than this
Full of grace
Full of grace
My love

Sarah McLachlan - "Full of Grace"
6. 1970 - A rock n' roll classic. No way you're not getting this one. This is all you need to figure it out...
Well, I've got to run to keep from hidin',
And I'm bound to keep on ridin'.
And I've got one more silver dollar,
But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no,
Not gonna let 'em catch the midnight rider

The Allman Brothers Band - Midnight Rider
7. 1995 - An album track from the first solo album from a fairly famous band's frontwoman. This is the end of the song...
My love is gone
She suffered long in hours of pain
My love is gone
Now my suffering begins
My love is gone
Would it be wrong if I should
Surrender all the joy in my life,
Go with her tonight?
My love is gone
She suffered long in hours of pain
My love is gone
Would it be wrong if I should
Just turn my face away from the light,
Go with her tonight?

Natalie Merchant - "Beloved Wife"
8. 1990 - A worldwide hit from a New Wave band that hung around for years and years. The first and second verses minus the chorus and another bit thrown in for good measure...
You had something to hide
Should have hidden it, shouldn't you?
Now you're not satisfied
With what you're being put through

Things could be so different now
It used to be so civilised
You will always wonder how
It could have been if you'd only lied

Never again is what you swore
The time before
Never again is what you swore
The time before

Depeche Mode - "Policy of Truth"
9. 1977 - This artist has been around for a few decades and has recorded many hits. This is an album track from his first solo record. Second verse...
We've tried a handful of bills and a handful of pills
We've tried making movies from a volume of stills
The words fell like hailstones,
bouncing at our feet,
Covering our feelings with a frozen sheet.
A chance to move, I take a shot
I get cold - you get hot
We look outside, lyin' awake
See birds breaking surface on a silent lake.

But don't get me wrong, I'll be strong
When I'm back on the Isle of Avalon
Don't get me wrong, I'll be strong When the slow burn sunset come along

Peter Gabriel - "Slowburn"
10. 2003 - One of my favorite newer bands. The title doesn't actually show up in the song, so here's a big chunk. These lyrics might not be exact. It's hard to say...
Without habitation,
You'll never find a soul inside
No life, but nothing's died
No lights, but quite the show
Just as long as no one ever knows
All motion is pantomime

As waves of plastic fame go out of fashion
You're going out, going out forever unknown
These waves of plastic fame go out of fashion
(These waves of plastic fame are drying up and I smile)
You're going out, going out
(Because you're dying to become forever unknown, unknown)

From above, a rain of ashes (descends anathema)
I will remain, forever will remain
From below, in my seclusion
Look up to the sky to see - see wings and watch them burn

Dancing in the rain of descending ash
Dancing on your grave, I'll see you all falling
Dancing in the rain of descending ash
Dancing in your dust, I'll see you all falling
I'd stop it, had you a heart
I'd stop it, had you a heart

AFI - "Paper Airplanes (Makeshift Wings)"