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Onion News Network - "Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue for 2008 Voters"

For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008.

Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

See also, "Picking Election Winner by Appearance Accurate 70 Percent of the Time" from ScientificBlogging.com (not a humor site.)